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Zip-tie hubcaps to your wheel rim They'll absolutely never fall off and you'll never have to pay $50 for a piece of crappy plastic.

Zip-tie hubcaps to your wheel rim They'll absolutely never fall off and you'll never have to pay $50 for a piece of crappy plastic.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you must buy cheap razors, make sure they have double blades Since they must align to each other, they can't come warped

If you must buy cheap razors, make sure they have double blades Since they must align to each other, they can't come warped  Actual Advice Mallard

to tell if you're holding a usb drive right side up check to see if there's a line going down the middle of the plug, if so flip it

to tell if you're holding a usb drive right side up check to see if there's a line going down the middle of the plug, if so flip it  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't ask couples why they haven't had a baby yet It's none of your damn business

Don't ask couples why they haven't had a baby yet It's none of your damn business  Actual Advice Mallard

Short people know you're tall, You don't have to rub it in every time we see you.

Short people know you're tall, You don't have to rub it in every time we see you.  Actual Advice Mallard

unwavering dedication to your faith is what keeps your family and friends from abandoning you

unwavering dedication to your faith is what keeps your family and friends from abandoning you  Actual Advice Mallard

Hold the bouquet up-side down this will keep the flowers straight and protect them from wind and/or rain

Hold the bouquet up-side down  this will keep the flowers straight and protect them from wind and/or rain  Actual Advice Mallard

Bottled Water at restaurant Make sure you open it

Bottled Water at restaurant Make sure you open it  Actual Advice Mallard

Never spell anything wrong on Reddit You will get immediate downvotes

Never spell anything wrong on Reddit You will get immediate downvotes  Actual Advice Mallard

when in wisconsin only eat at restaurants that serve cheese curds

when in wisconsin only eat at restaurants that serve cheese curds  Actual Advice Mallard
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