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If someone is trying to start a fist fight with you and you want them to back down Just ask, "are we going by prison rules then, bitch?"

If someone is trying to start a fist fight with you and you want them to back down Just ask,
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Don't name your kids a name you think is "unique" They will be relentlessly bullied and have extremely low self esteem for their entire life.

Don't name your kids a name you think is
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If your food is super hot and you're starving Throw it in the freezer for a minute and don't burn your mouth

If your food is super hot and you're starving Throw it in the freezer for a minute and don't burn your mouth Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU DECIDE TO SHAVE YOUR BALLS WITH AN ELECTRIC SHAVER MAKE SURE THE BATTERY IS CHARGED BEFORE YOU START

IF YOU DECIDE TO SHAVE YOUR BALLS WITH AN ELECTRIC SHAVER MAKE SURE THE BATTERY IS CHARGED BEFORE YOU START Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can make a scumbag meme about something you did or are about to do Don't do it

If you can make a scumbag meme about something you did or are about to do Don't do it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't find a job in the career choice that you wanted or if you have one but it doesn't make enough to live on Take it as a hobby and find a job that pays instead.

If you can't find a job in the career choice that you wanted or if you have one but it doesn't make enough to live on Take it as a hobby and find a job that pays instead. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tomorrow is father's day this is your reminder

Tomorrow is father's day this is your reminder Actual Advice Mallard
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If you cant decide if you need to poop before a raod trip drink a cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette..oh you will know

If you cant decide if you need to poop before a raod trip drink a cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette..oh you will know Actual Advice Mallard
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no matter how well you get along with others Never give out private information about yourself

no matter how well you get along with others Never give out private information about yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/ contact your representative and let them know

Go to http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/ contact your representative and let them know Actual Advice Mallard
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