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Women will draw you Further than gunpowder will ever blow you

Women will draw you Further than gunpowder will ever blow you  Actual Advice Mallard

Whether you think you can or think you can't You're right

Whether you think you can or think you can't You're right  Actual Advice Mallard

Wink at yourself in the mirror It makes your brain think you're cool

Wink at yourself in the mirror It makes your brain think you're cool  Actual Advice Mallard

Take the top comment of an original post then turn it into a meme

Take the top comment of an original post then turn it into a meme  Actual Advice Mallard

Ladies, keep your husbands well fed but watch your own figures You can overlook him being fat much easier than he can overlook you being fat

Ladies, keep your husbands well fed but watch your own figures You can overlook him being fat much easier than he can overlook you being fat  Actual Advice Mallard

If it's too hot to hold in your hands Don't put it in your mouth

If it's too hot to hold in your hands Don't put it in your mouth  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a headache but don't have any painkillers Ask a woman. Women always carry painkillers in their purses in case they have their periods, and will almost always give you some if you ask nicely.

If you have a headache but don't have any painkillers Ask a woman. Women always carry painkillers in their purses in case they have their periods, and will almost always give you some if you ask nicely.  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep some cash hidden in your home In an emergency, ATMs may not be working

Keep some cash hidden in your home In an emergency, ATMs may not be working  Actual Advice Mallard

Fathers Day Is in 2 weeks

Fathers Day Is in 2 weeks  Actual Advice Mallard

If violence makes your broken electronics work properly There's something wrong with it and it may be a fire hazard

If violence makes your broken electronics work properly There's something wrong with it and it may be a fire hazard  Actual Advice Mallard
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