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DON'T POST IRRELEVANT STUFF TO r/ATHEISM YOU MAY GET UPVOTES, BUT MOST PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU FOR IT

DON'T POST IRRELEVANT STUFF TO r/ATHEISM YOU MAY GET UPVOTES, BUT MOST PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU FOR IT  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a child custody dispute don't argue about it on facebook

If you have a child custody dispute don't argue about it on facebook  Actual Advice Mallard

When you learn someone's name Picture the face of a friend or celebrity with that name

When you learn someone's name Picture the face of a friend or celebrity with that name  Actual Advice Mallard

If you think someone gave you a fake number read it back to them wrong.If they correct you then its right

If you think someone gave you a fake number                         read it back to them wrong.If they correct you then its right  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to eat a cookie in bed just don't

Don't try to eat a cookie in bed just don't   Actual Advice Mallard

If you register an account You can unsubscribe From r/AdviceAnimals!

If you register an account You can unsubscribe From r/AdviceAnimals!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're gonna record the police on your phone, immediately upload the video to a cloud or email service or foward it to a friend to create a back up That way you have evidence even if they confiscate your phone

If you're gonna record the police on your phone, immediately upload the video to a cloud or email service or foward it to a friend to create a back up That way you have evidence even if they confiscate your phone    Actual Advice Mallard

Burn candles while taking a shower this will keep the mirror from fogging up

Burn candles while taking a shower this will keep the mirror from fogging up  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are a freshman in college make a point of seeming like you don't drink People will invite you to more parties and give you booze just to get you to come out

If you are a freshman in college make a point of seeming like you don't drink People will invite you to more parties and give you booze just to get you to come out  Actual Advice Mallard

Forget a spoon for your snack pack? Take off the cover, and fold it over to make a spoon

Forget a spoon for your snack pack? Take off the cover, and fold it over to make a spoon  Actual Advice Mallard
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