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If you ever have a great post idea post it immediately, or you will forget and have to post something stupid like this

If you ever have a great post idea post it immediately, or you will forget and have to post something stupid like this  Actual Advice Mallard

If you like a woman TELL HER

If you like a woman TELL HER  Actual Advice Mallard

always remember no one gives a handjob to you better than yourself

always remember no one gives a handjob to you better than yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

Embarrassed about buying lube for masturbation? Buy condoms as well, most clerks will think you're getting laid.

Embarrassed about buying lube for masturbation? Buy condoms as well, most clerks will think you're getting laid.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're ever homeless spend your remaining money on a shriner hat.

If you're ever homeless spend your remaining money on a shriner hat.  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of Diner and a movie Try a movie then diner, so you'll have something to talk about

Instead of Diner and a movie Try a movie then diner, so you'll have something to talk about  Actual Advice Mallard

If you wake up in the middle of night with a cramp stretch your leg out and bend over to stretch your hamstrings

If you wake up in the middle of night with a cramp stretch your leg out and bend over to stretch your hamstrings  Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble communicating with someone? Try talking with them openly and honestly

Having trouble communicating with someone? Try talking with them openly and honestly  Actual Advice Mallard

If you suffer from anatidaephobia don't go on reddit

If you suffer from anatidaephobia don't go on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Have your driving test coming up? Don't tell anyone to avoid embarrassment if you fail

Have your driving test coming up? Don't tell anyone to avoid embarrassment if you fail  Actual Advice Mallard
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