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Jehovah's Witnesses at your door? Tell them you are not interested or invite them in and offer them a refreshment. Either way act like a decent human being.

Jehovah's Witnesses at your door? Tell them you are not interested or invite them in and offer them a refreshment. Either way act like a decent human being. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get served a beer with lots of bubbles Touch the tip of your nose and then stir the beer with that finger. The bubbles will go down.

If you get served a beer with lots of bubbles Touch the tip of your nose and then stir the beer with that finger. The bubbles will go down. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't listen to advice from mallards with red faces

don't listen to advice from mallards with red faces Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're taking a date out to dinner do not take her anywhere that has its menu online

If you're taking a date out to dinner do not take her anywhere that has its menu online Actual Advice Mallard
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Jesus is coming Praise him, Praise his name

Jesus is coming Praise him, Praise his name Actual Advice Mallard
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TAX SHITTY MEMES use the profits for space exploration Caption 3 goes here

TAX SHITTY MEMES use the profits for space exploration Caption 3 goes here Actual Advice Mallard
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If your name is Preston... QUACK!!!

If your name is Preston... QUACK!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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To get rid of scratches on CD surfaces place the CD in the freezer for 24 hours

To get rid of scratches on CD surfaces place the CD in the freezer for 24 hours Actual Advice Mallard
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Baking a cake and run out of sugar? Substitute salt

Baking a cake and run out of sugar? Substitute salt Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to become a pro athlete choose boxing or tennis no one will hold you back

if you want to become a pro athlete choose boxing or tennis no one will hold you back Actual Advice Mallard
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