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join a boxing gym or learn a martial art.

join a boxing gym or learn a martial art. Actual Advice Mallard
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Always end up running a bit late in the morning? Make going to the toilet the very last thing you do. You will get ready quicker if you need to pee.

Always end up running a bit late in the morning? Make going to the toilet the very last thing you do. You will get ready quicker if you need to pee. Actual Advice Mallard
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Cut a fresh potato in half and rub it over a window This will prevent it from fogging over. also rubbing it on the outside of your windshield will improve visibility on a rainy day

Cut a fresh potato in half and rub it over a window This will prevent it from fogging over. also rubbing it on the outside of your windshield will improve visibility on a rainy day Actual Advice Mallard
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before using a masturbation sock that has been left on the floor Check it for spiders

before using a masturbation sock that has been left on the floor Check it for spiders Actual Advice Mallard
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Give them food instead it will ensure that they actually get food, instead of spending the money on drugs

Give them food instead it will ensure that they actually get food, instead of spending the money on drugs Actual Advice Mallard
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address all of your professors as "professor ____" otherwise you risk offense by giving the wrong prefix (dr, mr, mrs, etc.)

address all of your professors as
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hang all your clothes up facing one direction, and after you wear them hang them up facing the opposite direction whatever is facing the original direction at the end of the year, donate it to charity

hang all your clothes up facing one direction, and after you wear them hang them up facing the opposite direction whatever is facing the original direction at the end of the year, donate it to charity Actual Advice Mallard
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Always bet against your favourite sports team That way, if they win you're happy and if they lose, well at least you won some money.

Always bet against your favourite sports team That way, if they win you're happy and if they lose, well at least you won some money. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to survive the Walking Dead Stay mysterious, never talk too much, Don't be black, and if you find yourself talking more than usual...pack your things

If you want to survive the Walking Dead Stay mysterious, never talk too much, Don't be black, and if you find yourself talking more than usual...pack your things Actual Advice Mallard
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doesn't matter if you add nsfw tags on april fools everyone will still click them even if they lose their job

doesn't matter if you add nsfw tags on april fools everyone will still click them even if they lose their job Actual Advice Mallard
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