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When you go somewhere that you know will smell awful, take breath mints. Most of your sense of smell is down to taste. So strong mints overpower it.

When you go somewhere that you know will smell awful, take breath mints. Most of your sense of smell is down to taste. So strong mints overpower it. Actual Advice Mallard
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When women tell you "you can do what you want" and they don't mean it They're seeing if you will do what she wants because you actually want to, not because you're obligated to

When women tell you
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Self-conscious about making noise in a public restroom Put a layer of toilet paper on the water

Self-conscious about making noise in a public restroom Put a layer of toilet paper on the water Actual Advice Mallard
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Want fast service at the club all night? Tip $5 for the first drink

Want fast service at the club all night? Tip $5 for the first drink Actual Advice Mallard
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Put a laundry basket in your car before you go to the grocery store When you bring them inside you can make less trips

Put a laundry basket in your car before you go to the grocery store When you bring them inside you can make less trips Actual Advice Mallard
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out of milk for cereal uses melted icecream

out of milk for cereal uses melted icecream Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get cash back without spending much? Buy a lime. they're the cheapest item at a lot of stores.

Want to get cash back without spending much? Buy a lime. they're the cheapest item at a lot of stores. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU HAVE ACNE BUY A BLOCK OF POTASSIUM ALOY FOR 2$ AND RUB IT ON YOUR WASHED FACE. ALL GONE.

IF YOU HAVE ACNE BUY A BLOCK OF POTASSIUM ALOY FOR 2$ AND RUB IT ON YOUR WASHED FACE. ALL GONE. Actual Advice Mallard
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want to quit smoking and lose weight? don't start a small business with a partner who likes to eat and smoke

want to quit smoking and lose weight? don't start a small business with a partner who likes to eat and smoke Actual Advice Mallard
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Always have an extra roll of toilet paper on the back of the toilet And replace that one when the roll on the dispenser runs out. You'll never run out mid wiping again.

Always have an extra roll of toilet paper on the back of the toilet And replace that one when the roll on the dispenser runs out. You'll never run out mid wiping again. Actual Advice Mallard
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