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always keep plastic knives around so you can get stuff stuck in your toaster out without electrocuting yourself

always keep plastic knives around so you can get stuff stuck in your toaster out without electrocuting yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to know what people think about you Get them drunk

If you want to know what people think about you Get them drunk Actual Advice Mallard
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About once a month ask a girl if they've gotten their hair done recently chances are they have and they'll love the fact that you noticed

About once a month ask a girl if they've gotten their hair done recently chances are they have and they'll love the fact that you noticed Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're really drunk and you're thinking about confessing your love to someone Don't, they'll think you're only doing it because you're drunk

If you're really drunk and you're thinking about confessing your love to someone Don't, they'll think you're only doing it because you're drunk Actual Advice Mallard
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Never Ask a Question You dont want the answer to

Never Ask a Question You dont want the answer to Actual Advice Mallard
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You'll never send an unfinished email on accident when you leave the to: field empty until you're ready

You'll never send an unfinished email on accident when you leave the to: field empty until you're ready Actual Advice Mallard
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Spread peanut butter on both pieces of bread before the jelly The bread doesn't get soggy and they eat more protein

Spread peanut butter on both pieces of bread before the jelly The bread doesn't get soggy and they eat more protein Actual Advice Mallard
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Sell your ps3 or xbox now Before it worthless

Sell your ps3 or xbox now Before it worthless Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're on your period, Use a handheld showerhead on massage to masturbate It gets rid of cramps and cleans up after itself

If you're on your period, Use a handheld showerhead on massage to masturbate It gets rid of cramps and cleans up after itself Actual Advice Mallard
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You should never hit your girlfriend but she should think you would

You should never hit your girlfriend but she should think you would Actual Advice Mallard
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