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IF A HILL IS SO STEEP YOU HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIKE UP IT YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK IT DOWN TOO.

IF A HILL IS SO STEEP YOU HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIKE UP IT YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK IT DOWN TOO. Actual Advice Mallard
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By a nice looking toilet plunger When you have guests over leave it in a prominent place in your bathroom

By a nice looking toilet plunger When you have guests over leave it in a prominent place in your bathroom Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're too fat for yoga you're too fat for yoga pants

if you're too fat for yoga you're too fat for yoga pants Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're having sex and its about to end switch positions to give yourself a second

If you're having sex and its about to end switch positions to give yourself a second Actual Advice Mallard
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TIGHT FORESKIN? TAKE A HOT SHOWER TO PULL THE SKIN BACK AND PERFORM PROPER HYGIENE TO AVOID INFECTION DOWN THERE

TIGHT FORESKIN? TAKE A HOT SHOWER TO PULL THE SKIN BACK AND PERFORM PROPER HYGIENE TO AVOID INFECTION DOWN THERE Actual Advice Mallard
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An apple a day will make your shits as smooth as a babyface

An apple a day will make your shits as smooth as a babyface Actual Advice Mallard
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buy the private label/own brand/home brand it's often always the same as the leading brand but cheaper

buy the private label/own brand/home brand it's often always the same as the leading brand but cheaper Actual Advice Mallard
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If You're at a public dining facility Always check the tops of the salt and pepper shakers

If You're at a public dining facility Always check the tops of the salt and pepper shakers Actual Advice Mallard
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When stopped at a red-light and it turns green... ... clear the intersection before proceeding

When stopped at a red-light and it turns green... ... clear the intersection before proceeding Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont let your alcoholic girlfriend go out by herself for a month because you trust her She will get a crush on a scumbag and break up with you.

Dont let your alcoholic girlfriend go out by herself for a month because you trust her She will get a crush on a scumbag and break up with you. Actual Advice Mallard
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