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if your coffee is too hot to drink right away just drop a cube of ice in it then enjoy

if your coffee is too hot to drink right away just drop a cube of ice in it then enjoy  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to remember you are angry at someone, forgive them It will make life alot easier

If you have to remember you are angry at someone, forgive them  It will make life alot easier  Actual Advice Mallard

Make sure your girlfriend takes a shit before you insert the whole string of anal beads when you pull them out, you won't make a mess

Make sure your girlfriend takes a shit before you insert the whole string of anal beads when you pull them out, you won't make a mess  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't fucking listen to anything I say

Don't fucking listen to anything I say  Actual Advice Mallard

situation presents itself don't

situation presents itself don't  Actual Advice Mallard

before taking advice from a redditor remember that 99% of them cannot comprehend how the confession bear works

before taking advice from a redditor remember that 99% of them cannot comprehend how the confession bear works  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to write a short email response without looking rude? Just add "Sent from my Samsung smartphone on AT&T" at the end.

Want to write a short email response without looking rude? Just add

To make front page say something obvious with the caption "what this meme is becoming"

To make front page say something obvious with the caption

Mother's day is in 364 days

Mother's day is in 364 days  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use fire and ice condoms They make your dick burn

Don't use fire and ice condoms They make your dick burn  Actual Advice Mallard
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