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IF you find a funny/wtf image on the internet don't post it to reddit as as your own, as it is probably a repost.

IF you find a funny/wtf image on the internet don't post it to reddit as as your own, as it is probably a repost.  Actual Advice Mallard

When your baby smiles at someone and they say, "Oh, your baby likes me!" Say yes, don't say "No, the baby smiles at everybody."

When your baby smiles at someone and they say,

ladies, if you want to let him know you're in the mood just tell him.

ladies, if you want to let him know you're in the mood just tell him.  Actual Advice Mallard

When you work as a bartender and customers ask you for a drink that you do not know how to make. Make a drink that has the same color, most people cannot tell difference of the taste

When you work as a bartender and customers ask you for a drink that you do not know how to make.   Make a drink that has the same color, most people cannot tell difference of the taste   Actual Advice Mallard

add 'https' to your url in place of 'http' bypass most internet firewalls

add 'https' to your url in place of 'http' bypass most internet firewalls  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're on a fixed income don't buy things you don't need

if you're on a fixed income don't buy things you don't need  Actual Advice Mallard

vibrate mode can be more fucking annoying that loud

vibrate mode can be more fucking annoying that loud  Actual Advice Mallard

Getting to the front page of Reddit takes about as much talent as buying a lottery ticket. So Don't waste good luck. Play the lottery then take pictures of your money for upvotes.

Getting to the front page of Reddit takes about as much talent as buying a lottery ticket. So Don't waste good luck. Play the lottery then take pictures of your money for upvotes.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're waiting for college to "experiment" with someone of the same sex Chances are you're, in fact, Bi-sexual

If you're waiting for college to

Instead of eating until you are full, eat until you are not hungry You will eat less overall, and eat more often, which will keep up your metabolism up

Instead of eating until you are full, eat until you are not hungry You will eat less overall, and eat more often, which will keep up your metabolism up   Actual Advice Mallard
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