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Use dixie cups and tissue for easy masturbation clean up.

Use dixie cups and tissue for easy masturbation clean up. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't think of it as a diet it's *your* diet. change it permanently if it is currently unhealthy

don't think of it as a diet it's *your* diet. change it permanently if it is currently unhealthy Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't handle a household plant You can't handle a kid

If you can't handle a household plant You can't handle a kid Actual Advice Mallard
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Never buy the more expensive "after-market" windshields distributors are able to scratch off the old trademark and add their own, raising the price for the exact same windshield.

Never buy the more expensive
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Donate Blood as often as you can it is in constant need, and it will save lives

Donate Blood as often as you can it is in constant need, and it will save lives Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have complaints about xbox one dont buy it

If you have complaints about xbox one dont buy it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't buy a loved one an iPad as a gift It adds to their monthly expenses

Don't buy a loved one an iPad as a gift It adds to their monthly expenses Actual Advice Mallard
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If you murder someone, bury them about 16 feet deep Then bury two dogs above the victim at separate depths

If you murder someone, bury them about 16 feet deep Then bury two dogs above the victim at separate depths Actual Advice Mallard
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want a lot of comments? make sure to make a grammar error or spell something incorrectly.

want a lot of comments? make sure to make a grammar error or spell something incorrectly. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to keep your hands warm during your walk to work/class? Hard boil a couple of eggs and put them in your pockets; you'll be warm and have lunch later

Want to keep your hands warm during your walk to work/class? Hard boil a couple of eggs and put them in your pockets; you'll be warm and have lunch later Actual Advice Mallard
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