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If you forgot to put on deodorant before putting on a button-up shirt unbutton a middle button and put on deodorant through the hole.

If you forgot to put on deodorant before putting on a button-up shirt unbutton a middle button and  put on deodorant through the hole.  Actual Advice Mallard

Quit smoking cigarettes

Quit smoking  cigarettes  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop Masturbating

 Stop Masturbating  Actual Advice Mallard

Got a life pro tip but want some karma out of it? make an actual advice mallard instead of a self post

Got a life pro tip but want some karma out of it? make an actual advice mallard instead of a self post  Actual Advice Mallard

Post anything on your cakeday Reddit will still upvote it

Post anything on your cakeday  Reddit will still upvote it  Actual Advice Mallard

You can repair dents in stainless steel With dry ice

You can repair dents in stainless steel With dry ice  Actual Advice Mallard

duck hunting? what are you, crazy!? don't shoot me!!!

duck hunting? what are you, crazy!? don't shoot me!!!  Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of your comments getting buried? Browse /new instead of the frontpage.

Tired of your comments getting buried? Browse /new instead of the frontpage.  Actual Advice Mallard

Distracted by both talking and music in a busy place? Listen to white noise on your headphones

Distracted by both talking and music in a busy place? Listen to white noise on your headphones  Actual Advice Mallard

Want karma? Post slpt to lpt and see if anyone can tell the difference

Want karma? Post slpt to lpt and see if anyone can tell the difference  Actual Advice Mallard
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