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Be careful were you put two things Your signature and your dick

Be careful were you put two things Your signature and your dick  Actual Advice Mallard

My dad told me something I remember it

My dad told me something I remember it  Actual Advice Mallard

When your girlfriend shaves her legs in the winter It means she wants to have sex

When your girlfriend shaves her legs in the winter It means she wants to have sex  Actual Advice Mallard

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Want it? WORK FOR IT

Want it? WORK FOR IT  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't give your own opinion Just say what people wanna hear

Don't give your own opinion  Just say what people wanna hear   Actual Advice Mallard

Cutting fresh bread? Flip the loaf over and cut from the bottom before tossing it in

Cutting fresh bread? Flip the loaf over and cut from the bottom before tossing it in  Actual Advice Mallard

Want fresh fries? order them without salt

Want fresh fries? order them without salt  Actual Advice Mallard

You should quit

You should quit        Actual Advice Mallard

When dissolving a dead body, use a base instead of an acid It dissolves organic materials faster, and doesn't dissolve metals.

When dissolving a dead body, use a base instead of an acid It dissolves organic materials faster, and doesn't dissolve metals.  Actual Advice Mallard
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