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Want to read comments while using RES? Drag the comments into a new tab

Want to read comments while using RES? Drag the comments into a new tab  Actual Advice Mallard

never get on reddit before finals never

never get on reddit before finals never  Actual Advice Mallard

When someone shows you something they think is cool or funny Don't say that you've seen it already Otherwise they will stop showing you cool and funny things

When someone shows you something they think is cool or funny
Don't say that you've seen it already Otherwise they will stop showing you cool and funny things  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see people trying to merge onto the freeway Move over to let them in

If you see people trying to merge onto the freeway Move over to let them in  Actual Advice Mallard

Dear Atheists: you are agnostic if you are open or even if only slightly to the idea that, if proof were to come along that God exists, you would believe in God, I would categorize you as more of an agnostic than an atheist.

Dear Atheists: you are agnostic if you are open or even if only slightly to the idea that, if proof were to come along that God exists, you would believe in God, I would categorize you as more of an agnostic than an atheist.  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep one eye shut so it stays adjusted to the dark that way, you can see with the lights off on your way back to bed.

Keep one eye shut so it stays adjusted to the dark that way, you can see with the lights off on your way back to bed.  Actual Advice Mallard

Wondering if you have a pot dependency? Ask yourself, "If I drank two beers instead of every smoke would I think I have a problem?"

Wondering if you have a pot dependency? Ask yourself,

Replace all periods on your paper With size 13 font using replace all

Replace all periods on your paper With size 13 font using replace all   Actual Advice Mallard

"Nice fanny!" Doesn't mean the same thing in the UK.

To get rid of a crazy girlfriend, Act sickeningly needy and weak She'll break up with you in no time; You're now the good guy!

To get rid of a crazy girlfriend, Act sickeningly needy and weak She'll break up with you in no time; You're now the good guy!  Actual Advice Mallard
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