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if you want to stay good with your friends Don't constantly talk about reddit

if you want to stay good with your friends Don't constantly talk about reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your wife to give you a blowjob tell her you're thinking of having a guys' night out

If you want your wife to give you a blowjob tell her you're thinking of having a guys' night out Actual Advice Mallard
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If you "can't believe" that "you're the only one who's noticed this" You're wrong.

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If a restaurant suddenly starts serving mussels Wait a week before you order them. It gives them time to figure out how to store them properly. And not enough time for the cooks to stop giving a shit.

If a restaurant suddenly starts serving mussels Wait a week before you order them. It gives them time to figure out how to store them properly. And not enough time for the cooks to stop giving a shit. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't brush your teeth, chew sugar free gum it stimulates saliva and helps wash away bacteria

If you can't brush your teeth, chew sugar free gum it stimulates saliva and helps wash away bacteria Actual Advice Mallard
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When you find a pair of shoes that fit really well if you can afford it, buy two pairs.

When you find a pair of shoes that fit really well if you can afford it, buy two pairs. Actual Advice Mallard
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Skip most Pandora commersials by simply hitting F5 right as the commercial starts

Skip most Pandora commersials by simply hitting F5 right as the commercial starts Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want to click away from reddit to see a pic Install the Hoverzoom extension for google chrome

If you don't want to click away from reddit to see a pic Install the Hoverzoom extension for google chrome Actual Advice Mallard
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If you drunkenly hook up with your crush and you're unsure of how she felt about it don't wait to talk about it

If you drunkenly hook up with your crush and you're unsure of how she felt about it don't wait to talk about it Actual Advice Mallard
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Treat every new person you meet like your close friends They may end up becoming one

Treat every new person you meet like your close friends They may end up becoming one Actual Advice Mallard
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