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IF YOU'RE IN AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, AND YOU'RE REALLY MAD. DON'T SAY SHIT, YOULL END UP REGRETTING IT.

IF YOU'RE IN AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, AND YOU'RE REALLY MAD. DON'T SAY SHIT, YOULL END UP REGRETTING IT.  Actual Advice Mallard

Go easy on the ranch dressing It has more calories per gram than chocolate frosting

Go easy on the ranch dressing It has more calories per gram than chocolate frosting  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either. To USC fans:

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either. To USC fans:  Actual Advice Mallard

Use RES? Press l on selected post to open the comments and link in new tabs

Use RES? Press l on selected post to open the comments and link in new tabs  Actual Advice Mallard

The USA should give food to North Korea to help with their shortage. Save innocent civilian lives and deter further antagonism by appealing to the people.

The USA should give food to North Korea to help with their shortage. Save innocent civilian lives and deter further antagonism by appealing to the people.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are worried about being robbed by a bank Don't give the bank your money

If you are worried about being robbed by a bank Don't give the bank your money  Actual Advice Mallard

If somebody asks if you are a god you say yes!

If somebody asks if you are a god you say yes!  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't always assume the worst in people Because you may not know what they are going through

Don't always assume the worst in people Because you may not know what they are going through  Actual Advice Mallard

if she passes a note to you saying she wants you ro date her she is too young for you

if she passes a note to you saying she wants you ro date her she is too young for you   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple They are going to start getting on your nerves no matter what they do

If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple They are going to start getting on your nerves no matter what they do  Actual Advice Mallard
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