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Need to shave on your trip? Disposable razors. TSA allows them

Need to shave on your trip? Disposable razors. TSA allows them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need parenting advice from a duck please don't have children

If you need parenting advice from a duck please don't have children Actual Advice Mallard
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Get woken up or get early morning calls a lot, and don't want to sound like you just got up? Keep a glass of water next to your bed and swig half before answering. It clears up your voice for a few minutes.

Get woken up or get early morning calls a lot, and don't want to sound like you just got up? Keep a glass of water next to your bed and swig half before answering. It clears up your voice for a few minutes. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your car gets towed, PAY THE FINE If you act like people on the "repo" shows, you can then get into trouble with the police leading to a bigger fine and possible charges

If your car gets towed, PAY THE FINE If you act like people on the
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Stop fapping focus your sexual energy on your partner

Stop fapping focus your sexual energy on your partner Actual Advice Mallard
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If your going to microwave yesterday's pizza Place a glass of water in the microwave, It will keep it from becoming soggy

If your going to microwave yesterday's pizza Place a glass of water in the microwave, It will keep it from becoming soggy Actual Advice Mallard
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If you believe that leashing your child is your best option, then you shouldn't have had your child in the first place.

If you believe that leashing your child is your best option, then you shouldn't have had your child in the first place. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're given an ultimatum to choose between two people more often than not, pick the one who's not forcing the decision out of you

if you're given an ultimatum to choose between two people more often than not, pick the one who's not forcing the decision out of you Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't get too close to me I'm aggressive and territorial

Don't get too close to me I'm aggressive and territorial Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go into the grocery store while you're hungry You will end up buying way more food than you will ever need

Don't go into the grocery store while you're hungry You will end up buying way more food than you will ever need Actual Advice Mallard
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