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If you have a friend in the hospital... visit them. it means a lot more to them than you think.

If you have a friend in the hospital... visit them. it means a lot more to them than you think. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you feel the necessity to share your taste in music via your phone's speaker in public consider a lobotomy

if you feel the necessity to share your taste in music via your phone's speaker in public consider a lobotomy Actual Advice Mallard
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Enjoy pizza from dominos or papa Johns? Go to abiteofpizza.com to find all the promo codes your store has.

Enjoy pizza from dominos or papa Johns? Go to abiteofpizza.com to find all the promo codes your store has. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're sick of YouTube trying to get you to change to your 'real name' Just enter your username as your real name.

If you're sick of YouTube trying to get you to change to your 'real name' Just enter your username as your real name. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want a Sex dream about someone? Think about them going to bed in a non sexual way

Want a Sex dream about someone? Think about them going to bed in a non sexual way Actual Advice Mallard
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Women: Always poop before anal

Women: Always poop before anal Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't die It's not good for your health

Don't die It's not good for your health Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ever loose your fucking temper

Never ever loose your fucking temper Actual Advice Mallard
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When in a foreign anglophone country acquaint yourself with local colloquialisms

When in a foreign anglophone country acquaint yourself with local colloquialisms Actual Advice Mallard
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pretend like you have a girl waiting for you at home even if you don't, it'll make you seem more attractive

pretend like you have a girl waiting for you at home even if you don't, it'll make you seem more attractive Actual Advice Mallard
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