Actual Advice Mallard

bored? try relying on the smartest person you see.

bored? try relying on the smartest person you see.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't like drinking or being around drunk people go to the gym, its the last place you will find them.

If you don't like drinking or being around drunk people go to the gym, its the last place you will find them.   Actual Advice Mallard

walk your dog frequently, even if it's a small house dog. If it gets out, it can find it's way home.

walk your dog frequently, even if it's a small house dog. If it gets out, it can find it's way home.  Actual Advice Mallard

knock before coming in and please leave the door as you found it

knock before coming in and please leave the door as you found it  Actual Advice Mallard

when you post a link on facebook, remember to delete the URL it will make you look like slightly less of an idiot

when you post a link on facebook, remember to delete the URL it will make you look like slightly less of an idiot  Actual Advice Mallard

If your shoe is untied Tie it

If your shoe is untied Tie it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to ask someone a favor by email get the spelling of their name right

If you're going to ask someone a favor by email get the spelling of their name right  Actual Advice Mallard

When you find a chocolate bar in the swimming pool it's probably not a chocolate bar

When you find a chocolate bar in the swimming pool it's probably not a chocolate bar  Actual Advice Mallard

have one of your good girlfriends be your wingman she understands woman better than a man would and the girl will feel more comfortable talking to her first

have one of your good girlfriends be your wingman she understands woman better than a man would and the girl will feel more comfortable talking to her first    Actual Advice Mallard

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING AND YET HERE YOU SIT TAKING ADVICE FROM DUCKS

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING AND YET HERE YOU SIT TAKING ADVICE FROM DUCKS  Actual Advice Mallard
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