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Everything will be alright in the end Means you'll learn to accept things how they are

Everything will be alright in the end Means you'll learn to accept things how they are Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't think of your own original advice mallard content? Just Steal an idea from r/lifeprotips

Can't think of your own original advice mallard content? Just Steal an idea from r/lifeprotips Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get fast food when they are really busy chances are very low they will spit on your food

If you get fast food when they are really busy chances are very low they will spit on your food Actual Advice Mallard
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Want karma easily? Post to small subs

Want karma easily? Post to small subs Actual Advice Mallard
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need to introduce someone but can't remember his name? just say, "I'd like you to meet..." and then start turn away and coughing uncontrollably. The two people will fill the awkward moment by introducing themselves.

need to introduce someone but can't remember his name? just say,
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if you're thinking of joining a gym, don't join a 24-hour one it will be full of homeless people

if you're thinking of joining a gym, don't join a 24-hour one it will be full of homeless people Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a longterm girlfriend? Use trojan lambskin condoms They're expensive, but they feel like you're going raw, and no babies

Have a longterm girlfriend? Use trojan lambskin condoms They're expensive, but they feel like you're going raw, and no babies Actual Advice Mallard
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ex-gf is an asshole? never talk to her ever again

ex-gf is an asshole? never talk to her ever again Actual Advice Mallard
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put your ice cream in a ziploc bag in the freezer its easier to scoop later

put your ice cream in a ziploc bag in the freezer its easier to scoop later Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont want a dirty stall? Use the one closest to the door. Most people use the one farthest away.

Dont want a dirty stall? Use the one closest to the door. Most people use the one farthest away. Actual Advice Mallard
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