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You can tell I'm a mallard Cause of the way I am

You can tell I'm a mallard Cause of the way I am  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone finds you attractive their pupils will dilate when talking to you

if someone finds you attractive their pupils will dilate when talking to you  Actual Advice Mallard

If going on an interview make sure to get fuel the night before, you might need it and your hands won't smell like gas

If going on an interview make sure to get fuel the night before, you might need it and your hands won't smell like gas  Actual Advice Mallard

When buying things on craigslist reverse image search the seller's images to avoid scams

When buying things on craigslist reverse image search the seller's images to avoid scams  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone is Shouting at you Just smile when you reply and don't raise your voice

If someone is Shouting at you Just smile when you reply and don't raise your voice  Actual Advice Mallard

Volume on your phone too low? put it in a bowl. the sound will bounce off the walls of the bowl and amplify it.

Volume on your phone too low? put it in a bowl. the sound will bounce off the walls of the bowl and amplify it.  Actual Advice Mallard

don't make decisions when you're drunk don't make promises when you're drunk

don't make decisions when you're drunk  don't make promises when you're drunk  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep a good pair of dress shoes and a dress shirt handy You can look slightly nicer in a hurry

Keep a good pair of dress shoes and a dress shirt handy You can look slightly nicer in a hurry  Actual Advice Mallard

Never go to the barbershop with hat or bed hair barbers hate that shit and you'll hate your haircut

Never go to the barbershop with hat or bed hair barbers hate that shit and you'll hate your haircut  Actual Advice Mallard

If you post a redditor's wife meme, be sure to have a link to the post that you are referring to.

If you post a redditor's wife meme, be sure to have a link to the post that you are referring to.  Actual Advice Mallard
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