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Put some shooter bottles in your carry-on They're under 2 ounces, so security will let them pass

Put some shooter bottles in your carry-on They're under 2 ounces, so security will let them pass Actual Advice Mallard
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When you're sick, put lip balm on your nose at night it keeps it moisturized to prevent a red, sore, and dry nose

When you're sick, put lip balm on your nose at night it keeps it moisturized to prevent a red, sore, and dry nose Actual Advice Mallard
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Saying "lets never fight again" doesnt fix your relationship problems

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If your limb falls asleep, slowly flex then unflex it the feeling will return much more quickly

If your limb falls asleep, slowly flex then unflex it the feeling will return much more quickly Actual Advice Mallard
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put your bathrobe on backwards and drop that duece

put your bathrobe on backwards and drop that duece Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are walking with your cell phone hold it up higher so your peripheral vision can help you avoid those nasty collisions

If you are walking with your cell phone hold it up higher so your peripheral vision can help you avoid those nasty collisions Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to wash something big and somewhat fragile in a normal full sized washer? Put it in a large mesh laundry bag. It should stay in tact.

Need to wash something big and somewhat fragile in a normal full sized washer? Put it in a large mesh laundry bag. It should stay in tact. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't poop in your cats litter box

don't poop in your cats litter box Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't tell someone to "Calm Down" It will almost always have the opposite effect

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Pouring a beer or carbonated beverage? tilt the glass as far into the pour as possible. It will eliminate foam/fizz giving you a full glass.

Pouring a beer or carbonated beverage? tilt the glass as far into the pour as possible. It will eliminate foam/fizz giving you a full glass. Actual Advice Mallard
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