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Always put the seat down

Always put the seat down  Actual Advice Mallard

if you dont have a fire extinguisher buy one most landlords and home insurance company require you have one anyway

if you dont have a fire extinguisher 




buy one most landlords and home insurance company require you have one anyway
  Actual Advice Mallard

When buying Condoms, Always opt for the extra $1.50 to get spermicide.

When buying Condoms, Always opt  for the extra $1.50 to get spermicide.   Actual Advice Mallard

change the font size and use line breaks it looks terrible if you leave one word hanging

change the font size 
and use line breaks it looks terrible if you leave one word hanging  Actual Advice Mallard

Just learn to sing and dance Girls don't care about how you did in school

Just learn to sing and dance Girls don't care about how you did in school  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't live in the states and use netflix you can still watch american netflix

If you don't live in the states and use netflix you can still watch american netflix  Actual Advice Mallard

Sunday will be a 23 hour day 1:58 AM, 1:59, 3:00, 3:01

Sunday will be a 23 hour day 1:58 AM, 1:59, 3:00, 3:01  Actual Advice Mallard

If you say something helpful you get free karma

If you say something helpful you get free karma  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get paid to learn Spanish Get a job at a fast food restaurant

If you want to get paid to learn Spanish Get a job at a fast food restaurant  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy Flowers for your wife/gf for "no reason" on bunco night While all the others women complain about their men, yours will brag about you.

Buy Flowers for your wife/gf for
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