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Make Big Decisions about girls After you have a wank

Make Big Decisions about girls After you have a wank  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont mug anyone and avoid a lot of legal fees

Dont mug anyone and avoid a lot of legal fees  Actual Advice Mallard

Surround yourself with those you look up to

Surround yourself with those you look up to  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are interested in a girl Just tell her

If you are interested in a girl Just tell her  Actual Advice Mallard

just use common sense dammit

just use  common sense dammit  Actual Advice Mallard

Learn Spanish It's good to learn a second language and when applying for a job you have a higher chance of being selected Caption 3 goes here

Learn Spanish It's good to learn a second language and when applying for a job you have a higher chance of being selected  Caption 3 goes here  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get rich, look through "first world problems," find one that can be fixed with a product, and then make that product.

If you want to get rich, look through

If you are going to play "Edward Fortyhands" Wear gym shorts

If you are going to play

A stranger out to find you? Just grab onto some DuckTales.

A stranger out to find you? Just grab onto some DuckTales.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl says "don't cum" It means she's about to.

If a girl says
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