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If the smell of dog shit is following you You should probably check your shoes

If the smell of dog shit is following you You should probably check your shoes Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend is trying to cheer you up Try not to pee in her mouth

If your girlfriend is trying to cheer you up Try not to pee in her mouth Actual Advice Mallard
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If you've spilled oil on the ground and want a quick and easy clean up Use cat litter to absorb the oil so you can sweep up the mess

If you've spilled oil on the ground and want a quick and easy clean up Use cat litter to absorb the oil so you can sweep up the mess Actual Advice Mallard
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Lighting a match after destroying a bathroom Actually works

Lighting a match after destroying a bathroom Actually works Actual Advice Mallard
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When ordering fast food in Ohio Always get it to go. There is no food tax but they will charge you a service tax if you dine-in

When ordering fast food in Ohio Always get it to go. There is no food tax but they will charge you a service tax if you dine-in Actual Advice Mallard
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Have Common sense

Have Common sense Actual Advice Mallard
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IF SOMEONE POSTS A LINK ON FACEBOOK AND WRITES "IMPORTANT, EVERYONE MUST READ THIS!" DON'T READ IT - IT'S ACTUALLY NOT IMPORTANT AND IS THE NEW EQUIVALENT OF CHAIN-MAIL

IF SOMEONE POSTS A LINK ON FACEBOOK AND WRITES
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If your kid throws a tantrum in public Pretend they're not your kid, you'll get sympathy from others

If your kid throws a tantrum in public Pretend they're not your kid, you'll get sympathy from others Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn your Girlfriend's menstrual cycle. Women get pregnant while ovulating, and you'll know when that is.

Learn your Girlfriend's menstrual cycle. Women get pregnant while ovulating, and you'll know when that is. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't order topshelf alcohol at a restaurant unless you're sitting at the bar You don't see the drink being made, and the bartender will likely use the cheap stuff; while you're paying a premium price.

Don't order topshelf alcohol at a restaurant unless you're sitting at the bar You don't see the drink being made, and the bartender will likely use the cheap stuff; while you're paying a premium price. Actual Advice Mallard
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