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Never put fragile items on the top of your suitcase if you plan to check your bags at the airport The airline staff often place bags upside down so they don't roll around

Never put fragile items on the top of your suitcase if you plan to check your bags at the airport The airline staff often place bags upside down so they don't roll around Actual Advice Mallard
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if you see a cashier just standing around dont say they look bored, they aren't

if you see a cashier just standing around dont say they look bored, they aren't Actual Advice Mallard
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Do your fucking homework

Do your fucking homework Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use a school project to make your dream project Wait until you are better at your craft and can get a budget

Don't use a school project to make your dream project Wait until you are better at your craft and can get a budget Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're looking for a summer job, wait 3 weeks after the beginning of summer to apply All the lazy kids will have quit by then, leaving open spots for people who will actually work

If you're looking for a summer job, wait 3 weeks after the beginning of summer to apply All the lazy kids will have quit by then, leaving open spots for people who will actually work Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't call them jobs refer to them as mouth hugs

Don't call them jobs refer to them as mouth hugs Actual Advice Mallard
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Ask not for a lighter burden Ask for broader shoulders

Ask not for a lighter burden Ask for broader shoulders Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to reduce the chance of being pulled over imagine every car you see to be a cop

if you want to reduce the chance of being pulled over imagine every car you see to be a cop Actual Advice Mallard
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I you need to slow down a couple of miles per hour Don't use your brakes and let off the accelerator.

I you need to slow down a couple of miles per hour Don't use your brakes and let off the accelerator. Actual Advice Mallard
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DON'T WRITE "STORY TIME" IN THE TITLE OF YOUR POST

DON'T WRITE
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