Actual Advice Mallard

A powerful word can shake the very core of a person Whereas a loud one will simply make them cover their ears

A powerful word can shake the very core of a person Whereas a loud one will simply make them cover their ears   Actual Advice Mallard

APPLY BABY POWDER TO YOUR BALLS KEEPS THEM FRESH AND ITCH FREE ALL DAY

APPLY BABY POWDER TO YOUR BALLS KEEPS THEM FRESH AND ITCH FREE ALL DAY  Actual Advice Mallard

Need a credit report? Go to annualcreditreport.com. You are entitled by law to a free report once annually.

Need a credit report? Go to annualcreditreport.com. You are entitled by law to a free report once annually.  Actual Advice Mallard

No matter who you're dating Treat them as you'd like someone to treat your future wife

No matter who you're dating Treat them as you'd like someone to treat your future wife  Actual Advice Mallard

Trim your fingernails before you stick your fingers in a vagina

Trim your fingernails before you stick your fingers in a vagina  Actual Advice Mallard

making other people happy won't necessarily make you happy

making other people happy won't necessarily make you happy  Actual Advice Mallard

If you put your child into time out, dont talk to them while they're there You're still giving them attention, and they won't learn from their mistakes

If you put your child into time out, dont talk to them while they're there You're still giving them attention, and they won't learn from their mistakes  Actual Advice Mallard

Walking with a cup of coffee Stir it as you walk to stop it from spilling everywhere

Walking with a cup of coffee Stir it as you walk to stop it from spilling everywhere  Actual Advice Mallard

about to go on a long international flight? use your facial hair to tell you how much time has really passed by

about to go on a long international flight? use your facial hair to tell you how much time has really passed by  Actual Advice Mallard

Maybe people wouldn't "misuse" all of your memes If they weren't completely fucking arbitrary

Maybe people wouldn't
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