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When peeing in a urinal aim for the side nearest to you so the splashes go into the drain instead of on your pants

When peeing in a urinal aim for the side nearest to you so the splashes go into the drain instead of on your pants Actual Advice Mallard
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Tastes Horrible

Tastes Horrible Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU ARE GETTING PASSED BY CARS ON THE RIGHT IN AUSTRALIA YOU ARE PROBABLY IN THE CORRECT LANE

IF YOU ARE GETTING PASSED BY CARS ON THE RIGHT IN AUSTRALIA YOU ARE PROBABLY IN THE CORRECT LANE Actual Advice Mallard
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Flip a coin because when that coin is in the air, You suddenly know what you're hoping for.

Flip a coin because when that coin is in the air, You suddenly know what you're hoping for. Actual Advice Mallard
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just trust me always dry your hands before you press a light switch

just trust me always dry your hands before you press a light switch Actual Advice Mallard
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Slowly exhale It will stop you from hesitating to start your stream

Slowly exhale It will stop you from hesitating to start your stream Actual Advice Mallard
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If your angry, depressed or stressed out do push ups and sit ups

If your angry, depressed or stressed out do push ups and sit ups Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take advice From redditors

Don't take advice From redditors Actual Advice Mallard
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Use the tips here to fog-free your bathroom mirror: Draw a heart on your girlfriend's bathroom mirror before she takes a shower. It will appear and surprise her.

Use the tips here to fog-free your bathroom mirror: Draw a heart on your girlfriend's bathroom mirror before she takes a shower. It will appear and surprise her. Actual Advice Mallard
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not sure how to respond to "salary expectations?" just state how much you were making in your previous job and add "I'm flexible and negotiable"

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