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Don't take "Sexy Selfies" in the mirror ever

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Don't want to lose money when mugged? Hide it up your butt

Don't want to lose money when mugged? Hide it up your butt Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't by condoms without feeling akward /r/gonewild

If you can't by condoms without feeling akward /r/gonewild Actual Advice Mallard
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when cutting onions, set up a fan to blow at the onions it'll blow away the gas caused by the onions, leaving your eyes unharmed

when cutting onions, set up a fan to blow at the onions it'll blow away the gas caused by the onions, leaving your eyes unharmed Actual Advice Mallard
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Turn your lights on when it's raining/storming Even if it's 2:00 in the afternoon

Turn your lights on when it's raining/storming Even if it's 2:00 in the afternoon Actual Advice Mallard
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If you keep losing karma because of one post delete it. If people aren't upvoting now, there probably never will be.

If you keep losing karma because of one post delete it. If people aren't upvoting now, there probably never will be. Actual Advice Mallard
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have to use the bathroom after eating spicy food? wash hands before and after to be safe

have to use the bathroom after eating spicy food? wash hands before and after to be safe Actual Advice Mallard
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Assume nobody knows what they're talking about you will almost always be right

Assume nobody knows what they're talking about you will almost always be right Actual Advice Mallard
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Mini m&m tubes are the perfect size for storing quarters

Mini m&m tubes are the perfect size for storing quarters Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to compliment a women Compliment her on something that she is proud of and has worked hard to achieve or show off.

If you are going to compliment a women Compliment her on something that she is proud of and has worked hard to achieve or show off. Actual Advice Mallard
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