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Don't pick the university that's the most prestigious pick the one with the lowest suicide rate

Don't pick the university that's the most prestigious pick the one with the lowest suicide rate Actual Advice Mallard
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If you park your car outside, park it in the direction of the sunrise the sun will melt the snow enough to wipe it off the front window

If you park your car outside, park it in the direction of the sunrise the sun will melt the snow enough to wipe it off the front window Actual Advice Mallard
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Set your clocks forward two hours on Sunday that way you'll never be late for anything again

Set your clocks forward two hours on Sunday that way you'll never be late for anything again Actual Advice Mallard
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Open doors for women They find it attractive, and you get to look at their ass

Open doors for women They find it attractive, and you get to look at their ass Actual Advice Mallard
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Never Sass a black woman

Never Sass a black woman Actual Advice Mallard
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If you dont want to work weekends. tell your boss you have a 2nd job on the weekends.

If you dont want to work weekends. tell your boss you have a 2nd job on the weekends. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear proper-fitting clothing baggy clothes make you look heavier

Wear proper-fitting clothing baggy clothes make you look heavier Actual Advice Mallard
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when attending a play or movie turn off your goddamn cellphone

when attending a play or movie turn off your goddamn cellphone Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't break up with them right before valentines day Every person that hears about it will assume you're a horrible person

Don't break up with them right before valentines day Every person that hears about it will assume you're a horrible person Actual Advice Mallard
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There are a million fine looking women out there But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you

There are a million fine looking women out there But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you Actual Advice Mallard
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