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it's best not to ask if a woman is pregnant

it's best not to ask if a woman is pregnant Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're arguing in an apartment, don't slam doors your SO knows you're mad at them, and you're only pissing off your neighbors

If you're arguing in an apartment, don't slam doors your SO knows you're mad at them, and you're only pissing off your neighbors Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy Car parts online Save time money and at the mechanic

Buy Car parts online Save time money and at the mechanic Actual Advice Mallard
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When peeing in a toilet with the seat down, Always wipe the seat afterwards and the women in the house will never know

When peeing in a toilet with the seat down, Always wipe the seat afterwards and the women in the house will never know Actual Advice Mallard
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try being yourself and talk to a girl as you would a friend If she walks away you wont feel "rejected" she's just a rude and unfriendly person

try being yourself and talk to a girl as you would a friend If she walks away you wont feel
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If you purchase headphones during a flight, Be kind and leave them in the pocket of the seat for the next traveller You'll never use them again and you'll save someone a few bucks in the process

If you purchase headphones during a flight, Be kind and leave them in the pocket of the seat for the next traveller You'll never use them again and you'll save someone a few bucks in the process Actual Advice Mallard
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cook and bring your lunch to work much better than junk food and you would save a lot of money

cook and bring your lunch to work much better than junk food and you would save a lot of money Actual Advice Mallard
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if someone gives you a fake phone number they are not worth your time of day

if someone gives you a fake phone number they are not worth your time of day Actual Advice Mallard
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If your so's room or apartment looks like a disaster zone consider that before moving in together. They're not going to change just because you're living with them.

If your so's room or apartment looks like a disaster zone consider that before moving in together. They're not going to change just because you're living with them. Actual Advice Mallard
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Drive a standard if your battery dies you can roll start it without ever needing jumper cables

Drive a standard if your battery dies you can roll start it without ever needing jumper cables Actual Advice Mallard
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