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Have something inane to say while stoned? Post to /r/trees

Have something inane to say while stoned? Post to /r/trees Actual Advice Mallard
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If her breath smells like she's been sucking a dead dog's dick Maybe she has

If her breath smells like she's been sucking a dead dog's dick Maybe she has Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't wake up? Drink a load of water before you go to sleep, the need for pissing will overcome the comfort of sleeping

Can't wake up? Drink a load of water before you go to sleep, the need for pissing will overcome the comfort of sleeping Actual Advice Mallard
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Site forcing you to come up with ridiculous password? Take a normal word, and replace every a, s, and o with an @, $, and zero.

Site forcing you to come up with ridiculous password? Take a normal word, and replace every a, s, and o with an @, $, and zero. Actual Advice Mallard
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you really shouldn't listen to to what anyone says on the internet

you really shouldn't listen to to what anyone says on the internet Actual Advice Mallard
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for streak free, lint free windows use old newspaper with your favorite glass cleaner

for streak free, lint free windows use old newspaper with your favorite glass cleaner Actual Advice Mallard
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you gotta test drive the car before you buy it

you gotta test drive the car before you buy it Actual Advice Mallard
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Trying t0 lose weight? Only drink water instead of sugary drinks

Trying t0 lose weight? Only drink water instead of sugary drinks Actual Advice Mallard
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Bread isn't good for ducks Give them grapes, birdseed/grains, and defrosted frozen peas instead.

Bread isn't good for ducks Give them grapes, birdseed/grains, and defrosted frozen peas instead. Actual Advice Mallard
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if the comment that you replied to is deleted put what the comment said into your reply, so that other users can see

if the comment that you replied to is deleted put what the comment said into your reply, so that other users can see Actual Advice Mallard
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