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Always let others onto the elevator first It is polite and you'll be closest to the door and first to get out

Always let others onto the elevator first It is polite and you'll be closest to the door and first to get out Actual Advice Mallard
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Put the soda down and drink a gallon of water a day

Put the soda down and drink a gallon of water a day Actual Advice Mallard
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never drink soda with spicy food the co2 in the bubbles just burn your mouth more.

never drink soda with spicy food the co2 in the bubbles just burn your mouth more. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't put your alarm clock next to your bed that way you have to get up to turn it off

Don't put your alarm clock next to your bed that way you have to get up to turn it off Actual Advice Mallard
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Always pay close attention to your surroundings there just might be a girl looking at you

Always pay close attention to your surroundings there just might be a girl looking at you Actual Advice Mallard
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Give up on understanding women They understand one another and they hate each other

Give up on understanding women They understand one another and they hate each other Actual Advice Mallard
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Freight train riders know this... like, if you get pinned between something Do not fucking move that shit. Otherwise you'll bleed out.

Freight train riders know this... like, if you get pinned between something Do not fucking move that shit. Otherwise you'll bleed out. Actual Advice Mallard
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THIS MEME No longer gives actual advice

THIS MEME No longer gives actual advice Actual Advice Mallard
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If you lose power during a snowstorm Just put the food from your fridge outside

If you lose power during a snowstorm Just put the food from your fridge outside Actual Advice Mallard
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Introduce women to new music they will think of you when they hear it again

Introduce women to new music they will think of you when they hear it again Actual Advice Mallard
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