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Don't leave a mother and her ducklings alone in the park. or we will come after them

Don't leave a mother and her ducklings alone in the park. or we will come after them Actual Advice Mallard
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If eating at Chipotle, always ask for something that they're out of. The longer they take in getting what you want, the more likely they'll offer it for free.

If eating at Chipotle, always ask for something that they're out of. The longer they take in getting what you want, the more likely they'll offer it for free. Actual Advice Mallard
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eat burgers upside down they taste better because the toppings hit your tongue first

eat burgers upside down they taste better because the toppings hit your tongue first Actual Advice Mallard
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You can not pull those off

You can not pull those off Actual Advice Mallard
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Bettas require a minimum of a 5 gallon tank (per fish), water filtration system, bubble stones and daily feeding. Small bowls cause stress and premature death.

Bettas require a minimum of a 5 gallon tank (per fish), water filtration system, bubble stones and daily feeding. Small bowls cause stress and premature death. Actual Advice Mallard
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ON a hot or windy day park near big cars it will shield your car from the heat and the wind

ON a hot or windy day park near big cars it will shield your car from the heat and the wind Actual Advice Mallard
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COMMON SENSE

COMMON SENSE Actual Advice Mallard
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Wearing a white shirt can conceal dandruff well

Wearing a white shirt can conceal dandruff well Actual Advice Mallard
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If you work in tech support and the person calling sounds like they know more than you Stop making them do menial troubleshooting and schedule the fucking technician already

If you work in tech support and the person calling sounds like they know more than you Stop making them do menial troubleshooting and schedule the fucking technician already Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're the only girl at a party go to better parties

If you're the only girl at a party go to better parties Actual Advice Mallard
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