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If you want to congragulate yourself on overcoming an addiction make a self-post

If you want to congragulate yourself on overcoming an addiction make a self-post Actual Advice Mallard
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Always have good posture It makes you look 10-20 pounds lighter

Always have good posture It makes you look 10-20 pounds lighter Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep your PC clean of dust He will run better and it saves you money in the long-run.

Keep your PC clean of dust He will run better and it saves you money in the long-run. Actual Advice Mallard
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give your child a common name like john smith so that if they commit a felony in the future, employers won't be able to do an easy background check

give your child a common name like john smith so that if they commit a felony in the future, employers won't be able to do an easy background check Actual Advice Mallard
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Add peanut butter to your favorite cookie

Add peanut butter to your favorite cookie Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep one project delayed, for when a new, dull, annoying assignment arrives can't, sorry, i have to get this done, it's way behind schedule

Keep one project delayed, for when a new, dull, annoying assignment arrives can't, sorry, i have to get this done, it's way behind schedule Actual Advice Mallard
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Girls who don't give blowjobs get cheated on

Girls who don't give blowjobs get cheated on Actual Advice Mallard
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The first thing you should do when you get a smartphone Is set up "where's my droid" OR "find my iPhone"

The first thing you should do when you get a smartphone Is set up
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wash your face then your balls

wash your face then your balls Actual Advice Mallard
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Never text in bed You will fall asleep in the middle of the conversation

Never text in bed You will fall asleep in the middle of the conversation Actual Advice Mallard
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