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Don't make decisions when you're drunk Don't make promises when you're drunk

Don't make decisions when you're drunk Don't make promises when you're drunk Actual Advice Mallard
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when your phone alarm goes off hit the screen lock if you're going to hit snooze anyways it's easier and you don't have to look at the phone

when your phone alarm goes off hit the screen lock if you're going to hit snooze anyways it's easier and you don't have to look at the phone Actual Advice Mallard
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If your post is a picture everyone will open it anyway

If your post is a picture everyone will open it anyway Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't do drugs

Don't do drugs Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Repost things

Don't Repost things Actual Advice Mallard
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If you find that every guy you date is a jerk, you should reevaluate the kind of men you're attracted to.

If you find that every guy you date is a jerk, you should reevaluate the kind of men you're attracted to. Actual Advice Mallard
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Die your hair green so people will take you seriously

Die your hair green so people will take you seriously Actual Advice Mallard
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Stale bread? Feed it to ducks

Stale bread? Feed it to ducks Actual Advice Mallard
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If the HR rep tells you something isn't covered on your insurance, call anyway. She probably doesn't care about saving you money on treatments.

If the HR rep tells you something isn't covered on your insurance, call anyway. She probably doesn't care about saving you money on treatments. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you find a book in a trash bag that was wrapped in barb wire don't fucking read it

if you find a book in a trash bag that was wrapped in barb wire don't fucking read it Actual Advice Mallard
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