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Don't put out on the first date Good guys will respect you more, and you'll lose the douchebags.

Don't put out on the first date Good guys will respect you more, and you'll lose the douchebags. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't like the content on reddit don't go on reddit.

If you don't like the content on reddit don't go on reddit. Actual Advice Mallard
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if north korea is going to make a move it may happen on april 15 kim il-sung's birthday

if north korea is going to make a move it may happen on april 15 kim il-sung's birthday Actual Advice Mallard
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really want to quit reddit? make a habbit of browsing /new

really want to quit reddit? make a habbit of browsing /new Actual Advice Mallard
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The best way to get over a man Is to get under one

The best way to get over a man Is to get under one Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to cut to the head of the line at airport security screening? bring a midget in a stroller

Want to cut to the head of the line at airport security screening? bring a midget in a stroller Actual Advice Mallard
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if your brakes fail you can slow down by gradually bringing the car alongside a wall, fence, or shrubbery

if your brakes fail you can slow down by gradually bringing the car alongside a wall, fence, or shrubbery Actual Advice Mallard
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Even if you're not a professional electrician Use the right tools and never purposefully electrocute yourself.

Even if you're not a professional electrician Use the right tools and never purposefully electrocute yourself. Actual Advice Mallard
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Are door to door bible humpers bothering you? When they show up next; welcome them, tell them you love the church and thank them for their work with a god bless. They won't bother you again if they think you're already one of them.

Are door to door bible humpers bothering you? When they show up next; welcome them, tell them you love the church and thank them for their work with a god bless. They won't bother you again if they think you're already one of them. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't keep a condom in your wallet It will make you a dad

Don't keep a condom in your wallet It will make you a dad Actual Advice Mallard
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