Actual Advice Mallard

Don't smoke cigarettes

Don't smoke cigarettes  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't buy a woman a drink That you know you can't bring back to your dwelling

Don't buy a woman a drink That you know you can't bring back to your dwelling  Actual Advice Mallard

EVER HATE HOW THE BUTTER ON MOVIE POPCORN ONLY GETS THE TOP STICK A STRAW ON THE BUTTER MACHINE TO INJECT IT DOWN TO THE WHOLE BAG

EVER HATE HOW THE BUTTER ON MOVIE POPCORN ONLY GETS THE TOP STICK A STRAW ON THE BUTTER MACHINE TO INJECT IT DOWN TO THE WHOLE BAG  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're told you need a haircut you need a haircut

If you're told you need a haircut you need a haircut  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to have a good relationship with your girlfriend Get off reddit.

If you want to have a good relationship with your girlfriend Get off reddit.  Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T USE THIS MEME

 DON'T USE THIS MEME  Actual Advice Mallard

If your food gets too dried out in the microwave Try wringing out a damp paper towel and placing it across the dish

If your food gets too dried out in the microwave Try wringing out a damp paper towel and placing it across the dish  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy a scented candle Your room will smell great and you will instantly feel more relaxed

Buy a scented candle Your room will smell great and you will instantly feel more relaxed  Actual Advice Mallard

Wear a cape

 Wear a cape  Actual Advice Mallard

If posts from /r/Atheism annoy you Don't go to /r/Atheism.

If posts from /r/Atheism annoy you Don't go to /r/Atheism.  Actual Advice Mallard
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