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If you read the webcomic xkcd hover your cursor over the comic to see a box of text containing an extra joke

If you read the webcomic xkcd hover your cursor over the comic to see a box of text containing an extra joke Actual Advice Mallard
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LOVE drinking coffee but afraid of staining teeth? rinse your mouth with water after every cup

LOVE drinking coffee but afraid of staining teeth? rinse your mouth with water after every cup Actual Advice Mallard
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Always brush your teeth you'll never know when you'll meet a girl you have a crush on the bus one day

Always brush your teeth you'll never know when you'll meet a girl you have a crush on the bus one day Actual Advice Mallard
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don't walk in scary dark areas at night

don't walk in scary dark areas at night Actual Advice Mallard
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When reheating a biscuit in the microwave wrap it in a damp paper towel to keep it from turning into a hockey puck

When reheating a biscuit in the microwave wrap it in a damp paper towel to keep it from turning into a hockey puck Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to make a Third world success meme about the lossing superbowl team's championship t-shirts because everyone has that idea apparently

Don't try to make a Third world success meme about the lossing superbowl team's championship t-shirts because everyone has that idea apparently Actual Advice Mallard
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If you plan on poisoning someone don't feed them poison directly. Instead feed poison to a chicken, and feed the person the chicken. They'll die of "food poisoning."

If you plan on poisoning someone don't feed them poison directly. Instead feed poison to a chicken, and feed the person the chicken. They'll die of
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When going downtown if it smells like fish it's a dish. if it smells like cologne leave it alone

When going downtown if it smells like fish it's a dish. if it smells like cologne leave it alone Actual Advice Mallard
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this meme is stupid make a subreddit for it

this meme is stupid make a subreddit for it Actual Advice Mallard
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store your canned food upside dowm when you open it, the whole of the can will slide out easily

store your canned food upside dowm when you open it, the whole of the can will slide out easily Actual Advice Mallard
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