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When Transporting illegal drugs Hide them inside food so cops think their dog was only hungry

When Transporting illegal drugs Hide them inside food so cops think their dog was only hungry  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're having a bad day listen to the beatles

If you're having a bad day listen to the beatles  Actual Advice Mallard

We Eat For Free At Subway

We Eat For Free At Subway  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to avoid waking up grumpy the next morning? Sleep with the lights on.

Want to avoid waking up grumpy the next morning? Sleep with the lights on.  Actual Advice Mallard

Out of bug spray? Rub an unused dryer sheet directly on your skin.

Out of bug spray?  Rub an unused dryer sheet directly on your skin.  Actual Advice Mallard

Place pillow over head Scream and kick your feet in a fluid motion until you are tired

Place pillow over head Scream and kick your feet in a fluid motion until you are tired  Actual Advice Mallard

Suck my balls.

Suck my balls.  Actual Advice Mallard

Kitchen still smelling after cleaning? put some lemons wedges in the garbage disposal and it'll smell awesome

Kitchen still smelling after cleaning? put some lemons wedges in the garbage disposal and it'll smell awesome  Actual Advice Mallard

This meme is just reposts from /r/LifeProTips

This meme is just reposts from /r/LifeProTips  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make a girl orgasm Make sure her feet are warm

If you want to make a girl orgasm Make sure her feet are warm  Actual Advice Mallard
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