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Comment and say what city u live in everyone who also lives there will upvote you

Comment and say what city u live in everyone who also lives there will upvote you Actual Advice Mallard
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Relationships are like farts If you have to force it, its probably shit

Relationships are like farts If you have to force it, its probably shit Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to get rid of a boner? Flex your thighs or any other large muscle to draw the blood away

Need to get rid of a boner? Flex your thighs or any other large muscle to draw the blood away Actual Advice Mallard
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find a convenience store, buy a drink and ask for cash back you'll be spared a withdrawal fee and have a drink

find a convenience store, buy a drink and ask for cash back you'll be spared a withdrawal fee and have a drink Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get karma? let your house get fucking dirty and photograph the disgusting mold and insects that result

Want to get karma? let your house get fucking dirty and photograph the disgusting mold and insects that result Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take advise about dating from ducks We like to rape eachother...

Don't take advise about dating from ducks We like to rape eachother... Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't buy anything from a door-to-door salesman They will say and do anything to persuade you to buy a product

Don't buy anything from a door-to-door salesman They will say and do anything to persuade you to buy a product Actual Advice Mallard
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To quickly unclasp a bra Use only your left hand

To quickly unclasp a bra Use only your left hand Actual Advice Mallard
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Awkward pooper? Put in headphones and let it rip

Awkward pooper? Put in headphones and let it rip Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're tired of toilet water splashing back up Put a little bit of toilet paper in before pooping

If you're tired of toilet water splashing back up Put a little bit of toilet paper in before pooping Actual Advice Mallard
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