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Hold your poops until work Get paid for dat shit

Hold your poops until work Get paid for dat shit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are looking for easy comment karma just comment on the top comment

If you are looking for easy comment karma just comment on the top comment  Actual Advice Mallard

Drunk at New Year's party? Don't drive.

Drunk at New Year's party? Don't drive.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you dont like seeing scary commercials at night. watch MTV's greates hits.

if you dont like seeing scary commercials at night.  watch MTV's greates hits.  Actual Advice Mallard

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Want to format your comment like the top comments?  click formatting help  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're deciding whether or not to shower and you aren't running late Having a shower is something you will never regret

If you're deciding whether or not to shower and you aren't running late Having a shower is something you will never regret  Actual Advice Mallard

to force out a lingering sneeze Look up at a light

to force out a lingering sneeze Look up at a light  Actual Advice Mallard

to go directly to your floor on an elevator hit your floor and the door close button

to go directly to your floor on an elevator hit your floor and the door close button  Actual Advice Mallard

never ignore a medical problem it will turn into a major medical problem

never ignore a medical problem it will turn into a major medical problem  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a wrinkled Shirt and don't want to use an iron Sprinkle some water on it then put it in the dryer

If you have a wrinkled Shirt and don't want to use an iron Sprinkle some water on it then put it in the dryer  Actual Advice Mallard
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