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regular physical exercise is great for your mental well-being seriously

regular physical exercise is great for your mental well-being seriously Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl asks you if she is skinny or fat Don't answer with either. "What are you worried about? You look great" is always the safe answer.

If a girl asks you if she is skinny or fat Don't answer with either.
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Expecting sex for anything makes you creepy

Expecting sex for anything makes you creepy Actual Advice Mallard
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if you need relationship advice do not ask your single friends

if you need relationship advice do not ask your single friends Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend says she doesn't care about Valentine's day... She does

If your girlfriend says she doesn't care about Valentine's day... She does Actual Advice Mallard
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If your advice is shitty Don't make a meme about it

If your advice is shitty Don't make a meme about it Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to print in black and white, but you're out of yellow? Change the printer settings to "Black and white"

Need to print in black and white, but you're out of yellow? Change the printer settings to
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Before smacking your SO's butt Make sure it is them

Before smacking your SO's butt Make sure it is them Actual Advice Mallard
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If your friend posts a status about taking dick up the ass It probably wasn't him that posted it

If your friend posts a status about taking dick up the ass It probably wasn't him that posted it Actual Advice Mallard
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If a dog eats your panties Just give it time, you'll get them back in a few days

If a dog eats your panties Just give it time, you'll get them back in a few days Actual Advice Mallard
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