Actual Advice Mallard

If you use youtube for listening to music, Always play the lyrics of the songs. The quality is the same, you learn the lyrics, and no advertisements.

If you use youtube for listening to music, Always play the lyrics of the songs. The quality is the same, you learn the lyrics, and no advertisements.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't listen to me it always ends badly

Don't listen to me it always ends badly  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Take Advice from a Mallard You look ridiculous

Don't Take Advice from a Mallard You look ridiculous  Actual Advice Mallard

When a woman births a chicken and says it's yours Always get a paternity test

When a woman births a chicken and says it's yours Always get a paternity test  Actual Advice Mallard

if your audience is losing interest in your story just wrap it up with "...and then i found $50!"

if your audience is losing interest in your story      just wrap it up with

leave a bunch of nice comments and upvotes you have 364 days to troll reddit

leave a bunch of nice comments and upvotes you have 364 days to troll reddit   Actual Advice Mallard

enjoy the memes you dream up in your own mind without captioning these will suffice and avoids karma addiction and browsing lame /r/AA

enjoy the memes you dream up in your own mind without captioning these will suffice and avoids karma addiction and browsing lame /r/AA  Actual Advice Mallard

Freeze your whiskey stones in ice cubes then you get cold scotch, with minimal water

Freeze your whiskey stones in ice cubes then you get cold scotch, with minimal water  Actual Advice Mallard

put some toilet paper in the bowl before you poop it will muffle the splashes

 put some toilet paper in the bowl before you poop it will muffle the splashes   Actual Advice Mallard

Posting on /r/atheism? Don't bash normal Christians, bash the wacky fundamentalist ones

Posting on /r/atheism? Don't bash normal Christians, bash the wacky fundamentalist ones  Actual Advice Mallard
Like us for More!