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Always keep styptic pencils around If someone has major trauma crush it up to stop the bleeding

Always keep styptic pencils around If someone has major trauma crush it up to stop the bleeding Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't stop Life without change = death

Don't stop Life without change = death Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to get a date Shave or trim your big geek beard, girls don't like it and it makes you look like you gave up on yourself.

If you want to get a date Shave or trim your big geek beard, girls don't like it and it makes you look like you gave up on yourself. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you are filling up your gas tank, and the automatic stop stops the pump pump in an extra gallon. The tank can hold 1 to 1 1/2 more gallons than the stopper says. The tank stays full longer.

When you are filling up your gas tank, and the automatic stop stops the pump pump in an extra gallon. The tank can hold 1 to 1 1/2 more gallons than the stopper says. The tank stays full longer. Actual Advice Mallard
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when you are on a comment thread and want to load comments.. click the "load more comments" buttons starting from the bottom and making your way up. it saves usless scrolling.

when you are on a comment thread and want to load comments.. click the
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If it smells like fish, have a dish if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

If it smells like fish, have a dish if it smells like cologne, leave it alone. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't commit murder

Don't commit murder Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to wake up early Close all your cat doors

If you want to wake up early Close all your cat doors Actual Advice Mallard
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This mallard's bill looks like a dog's head

This mallard's bill looks like a dog's head Actual Advice Mallard
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Have hiccups? try a spoonful of peanut butter

Have hiccups? try a spoonful of peanut butter Actual Advice Mallard
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