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The next time you get a call from a blocked or unknown number... It might be the police. Don't make jokes about murder.

The next time you get a call from a blocked or unknown number... It might be the police. Don't make jokes about murder. Actual Advice Mallard
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Even if she says not to because you just gave her the ring buy your new fiancee a birthday present

Even if she says not to because you just gave her the ring buy your new fiancee a birthday present Actual Advice Mallard
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Got a bug buzzing around the light in the room? turn on a light in another room, then turn off the light in the room you're in. when the bug flies out, close the door.

Got a bug buzzing around the light in the room? turn on a light in another room, then turn off the light in the room you're in. when the bug flies out, close the door. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to nap because you can't sleep, and can't sleep because you nap Take 5mg of Melatonin 9.5 hours before you need to be awake for the day

If you have to nap because you can't sleep, and can't sleep because you nap Take 5mg of Melatonin 9.5 hours before you need to be awake for the day Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to fart in public stand within six feet of the fattest person in the room

If you have to fart in public stand within six feet of the fattest person in the room Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not go into an empty train car during morning rush hour. Chances are there's a homeless guy in there that just pooped their pants

Do not go into an empty train car during morning rush hour. Chances are there's a homeless guy in there that just pooped their pants Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're doing something from which a chatty stranger could distract you Don't go out in public

If you're doing something from which a chatty stranger could distract you Don't go out in public Actual Advice Mallard
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When you tell a joke and people laugh Don't continue with "Haha just kidding." We know.

When you tell a joke and people laugh Don't continue with
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if your child still plays with his food dont order them rice

if your child still plays with his food dont order them rice Actual Advice Mallard
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Eat until you are satisfied not till you are full

Eat until you are satisfied not till you are full Actual Advice Mallard
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