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If someone is telling you to shut the fuck up they don't want to be talked to.

If someone is telling you to shut the fuck up they don't want to be talked to. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you didn't want people to know when you read their texts you shouldnt have turned read receipt on

if you didn't want people to know when you read their texts you shouldnt have turned read receipt on Actual Advice Mallard
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Never buy jeans for your girlfriend... Just because it reads the size of 25 on one. They all don't fit the same.

Never buy jeans for your girlfriend... Just because it reads the size of 25 on one. They all don't fit the same. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a girlfriend Don't leave for someone "better", you will regret it.

If you have a girlfriend Don't leave for someone
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Remember to swallow the beer in your mouth before clicking that link on Reddit

Remember to swallow the beer in your mouth before clicking that link on Reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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lint that won't come off? use a razor to remove what a lint roller can't

lint that won't come off? use a razor to remove what a lint roller can't Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to have sex with gf Don't start with her breasts. Start with her hair and neck and go south only after 10 minutes

If you want to have sex with gf Don't start with her breasts. Start with her hair and neck and go south only after 10 minutes Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have extra dota 2 invites Gift them to "Dota2Bot" to have them automatically dispensed to people who want them

If you have extra dota 2 invites Gift them to
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If you ever get the hiccups Eat a spoonful of peanut butter and they'll go away immediately

If you ever get the hiccups Eat a spoonful of peanut butter and they'll go away immediately Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get an item sold by a seller on Amazon cheaper Just sell your own for a couple dollars less Chances are the seller will under cut you

Want to get an item sold by a seller on Amazon cheaper Just sell your own for a couple dollars less Chances are the seller will under cut you Actual Advice Mallard
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