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Want to buy condoms without being awkward Go to a store with a self checkout

Want to buy condoms without being awkward Go to a store with a self checkout Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are in a restaurant like subway waiting for service at the counter open and close the door

if you are in a restaurant like subway waiting for service at the counter open and close the door Actual Advice Mallard
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In response to the car over heating. If you cant pull over... Turn your heat on full blast, even if its summer. Your cars heat is utilized from the heat coming off your engine. Turning it on will put on your fan, cooling your engine until you stop in a sa

In response to the car over heating. If you cant pull over... Turn your heat on full blast, even if its summer. Your cars heat is utilized from the heat coming off your engine. Turning it on will put on your fan, cooling your engine until you stop in a sa Actual Advice Mallard
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To help prevent ingrown toenails cut them straight across, and don't curve them to match the shape of your toe

To help prevent ingrown toenails cut them straight across, and don't curve them to match the shape of your toe Actual Advice Mallard
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If you pee in a urinal, wash your pants regularly The pee-rebound from urinals wets your jeans and is unhygienic

If you pee in a urinal, wash your pants regularly The pee-rebound from urinals wets your jeans and is unhygienic Actual Advice Mallard
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when stopping behind another vehicle in traffic try to stop where the front vehicle's back tires are still visible. If you are rear-ended, the space will lessen the chance you'll rear-end the car in front of you.

when stopping behind another vehicle in traffic try to stop where the front vehicle's back tires are still visible. If you are rear-ended, the space will lessen the chance you'll rear-end the car in front of you. Actual Advice Mallard
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THe present participle of lose is losing, not loosing

THe present participle of lose is losing, not loosing Actual Advice Mallard
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If you take selfies stop

If you take selfies stop Actual Advice Mallard
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don't text and drive no text is worth your life or someone else's

don't text and drive no text is worth your life or someone else's Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're speeding and you pass a cop car Just throw a couple of us into the road behind you. The cop will have to stop and assist us ducks to safety instead of pulling you over

If you're speeding and you pass a cop car Just throw a couple of us into the road behind you. The cop will have to stop and assist us ducks to safety instead of pulling you over Actual Advice Mallard
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